Comments on: gay beard http://piqued.co.uk/2007/10/10/gay-beard/ Sat, 11 Feb 2012 17:56:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: piqued http://piqued.co.uk/2007/10/10/gay-beard/#comment-807 Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:25:24 +0000 http://piqued.wordpress.com/2007/10/10/gay-beard/#comment-807 That was a long winded load of old shit wasn’t it NC

Bit odd calling me a yokel when I live in Tooting btw, oh wellz

]]> By: Napoleon Cockaparte http://piqued.co.uk/2007/10/10/gay-beard/#comment-806 Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:08:30 +0000 http://piqued.wordpress.com/2007/10/10/gay-beard/#comment-806 If you look back over the pages and pages of this blog, you’ll find you crack loads of gay jokes – you find it difficult not to, I’ve noticed. I was merely pre-empting you and making you change from your usual and rather predictable course.

And thanks for the ‘rapier wit’ comment. I’m noted for it, unlike slack-jawed yokel types such as y’self.

]]> By: piqued http://piqued.co.uk/2007/10/10/gay-beard/#comment-805 Wed, 10 Oct 2007 14:18:16 +0000 http://piqued.wordpress.com/2007/10/10/gay-beard/#comment-805 Punishment? What from your rapier wit?

‘Sucker for punishment’ doesn’t inspire gay comments; you’re obsessed. Obviously being the reasonable chap I am totally accepting of your lifestyle, HEY WOT U GET UP 2 IN THE BEDROOM IS UP 2 U YEAH

]]> By: Napoleon Cockaparte http://piqued.co.uk/2007/10/10/gay-beard/#comment-803 Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:08:19 +0000 http://piqued.wordpress.com/2007/10/10/gay-beard/#comment-803 And cue gay jokes …

]]> By: Napoleon Cockaparte http://piqued.co.uk/2007/10/10/gay-beard/#comment-802 Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:08:04 +0000 http://piqued.wordpress.com/2007/10/10/gay-beard/#comment-802 Sucker for punishment.

]]> By: piqued http://piqued.co.uk/2007/10/10/gay-beard/#comment-801 Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:55:39 +0000 http://piqued.wordpress.com/2007/10/10/gay-beard/#comment-801 Don’t I always?

]]> By: Napoleon Cockaparte http://piqued.co.uk/2007/10/10/gay-beard/#comment-800 Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:43:18 +0000 http://piqued.wordpress.com/2007/10/10/gay-beard/#comment-800 Must do … you replied. Ho-ho!

]]> By: piqued http://piqued.co.uk/2007/10/10/gay-beard/#comment-799 Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:37:46 +0000 http://piqued.wordpress.com/2007/10/10/gay-beard/#comment-799 *yawns*

I have to write the blog in 5 minute spurts over the course of a couple of hours in the morning, obviously mistakes are made.

Do I give a shit?

]]> By: Napoleon Cockaparte http://piqued.co.uk/2007/10/10/gay-beard/#comment-798 Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:30:40 +0000 http://piqued.wordpress.com/2007/10/10/gay-beard/#comment-798 “The first book was pondered and mulled over for nearly 15 years before anything happened, where’s this one only germinated as an idea in the spring and already I’ve something to show for it. The second Tattoo is better too so I hope my simile retains its integrity”

Looking at your appalling grammar and inability to construct a coherent paragraph, I’d recommend you start off writing a pop-up book for three year olds before you start playing with the big boys and attempt a book for grown-ups. I’d say you’d just about be able to handle the eight or nine sentences needed for the average toddler’s tale. Still, at least you’re trying I suppose. Bless.

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