Comments on: 2008 it is

By: piqued

piqued — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:36:21 +0000

Was I complaining? No.

And, you’re right, I did get the sweet Morphine…

By: Napoleon Cockaparte

Napoleon Cockaparte — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:21:22 +0000

So I read … no sympathy, mind. Serves you right for a life led sinfully, etc.

Anyway, you got morphine, so what’s the problem?

By: piqued

piqued — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:17:03 +0000

Me too. I had kidney stones a few years back

They hurt somewhat

By: Napoleon Cockaparte

Napoleon Cockaparte — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 13:58:51 +0000

Actually, it took me a couple of minutes to check my facts in a medical dictionary. I’ve already had these dire warnings from my doctor … I know all about booze ‘n’ kidneys, my friend.

By: piqued

piqued — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 13:54:50 +0000

Took you a log time to Google that

By: Napoleon Cockaparte

Napoleon Cockaparte — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 13:42:30 +0000

‘Thought’ and ‘fact’ are two entirely seperate things though, hmm? As an educated man, I’m sure you know that excessive alcohol consumption can lead to high blood pressure – a major cause of kidney disease. Then there’s liver disease, which directly affects the ability of the kidneys to function correctly. Or how’s about the impairment to the hormonal function controls of the kidneys caused by alcohol? Or their lapsed ability to filter sodium correctly as a result of chronic alcohol consumption and an increase in the frequency of times the body is subjected to dehydration?

Still, what do I know? I’m not the educated man you obviously are.

By: piqued

piqued — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:19:08 +0000

Funny, I always thought it was the liver that was ruined by booze, but that’s just me. Educated…

Anyway. You homophobe

You heard me

Homo

By: Napoleon Cockaparte

Napoleon Cockaparte — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:14:58 +0000

I wouldn’t want it – I’d have it crushed. The only reason we tolerate motorbikes on our roads is because the government won’t introduce compulsory organ donation. We need to get them fresh hearts and livers from somewhere … and thankfully you leather-clad (like 80s gays – that’s not homophobic) buggers supply a need.

By the way, can I find out if we’re a kidney match? I’d like to think I’ve got options when I’ve ruined the buggers I’ve already got with booze (and before it’s your time to be decapitated on a motorway, can you arrange to have your insides frozen for when I need ‘em?).

By: piqued

piqued — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:08:53 +0000

You wouldn’t be able to handle the Black Bitch NC, it would snap off your wiry weedy arms like frozen spaghetti, on acid.

By: Napoleon Cockaparte

Napoleon Cockaparte — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 14:55:17 +0000

Just because you’ve had your fill of old fannies don’t mean they’ve had their fill o’ you. You don’t deserve to do whatever job it is you won’t tell me what you do – you deserve to be breaking your back scraping out the love tunnels of mad old bags.

And I’d have your motorbike off you too. You could ride to work (cleaning fannies) on a river of shit full of nails, like.

By: piqued

piqued — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 14:39:37 +0000

I’ve already done my time cleaning out old fannies as well you know…

Are you able to absorb information? I bet your brain is all smooth like a lolly pop (strawberry chupa-chup)

By: piqued

piqued — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 14:34:58 +0000

You’ll never ever know now, EVER

*stands over NC*

*pisses over his confused face*

By: Napoleon Cockaparte

Napoleon Cockaparte — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 14:34:23 +0000

And as for your moaning about being back at work, you shithouse, you should count y’self lucky. If I had my way I’d have you working cleaning out old fannies in a lunatic asylum for geriatric spazzers. See how you like spending twelve hours a day working under some o’ them mad old buggers.

Ungrateful’s what you are.

By: Napoleon Cockaparte

Napoleon Cockaparte — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 14:30:27 +0000

I heard before I posted that, you swine. As I’m a real GMF fan (unlike fly-by-nights such as y’self), I was too striken with genuine grief to write anything for a while.

God, I’m annoyed I’ll never find out how Flashy got out of being kidnapped by that bastard Spring and his luscious daughter …

By: piqued

piqued — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 14:24:27 +0000

Don’t you fucking worry, Sir. I’m still the same shit-marred solipsist as I was in 2007

(I’m just struggling with the reality of being back in this fucking office, it’s crushing my will to breathe)

Oh, I heard about George M Fraser before you did btw *wins*

By: Napoleon Cockaparte

Napoleon Cockaparte — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 13:55:52 +0000

Well I have to say I’m surprised. Has the vinegar been knocked out of you? Not a bloody word from you since last year, and no bloody fight in you when you finally haul your flabby ass back onto the internet. Too many sprouts?

P.S. When are you going to shit yourself to death?

By: piqued

piqued — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:57:08 +0000

Happy New Year to you too

It’s okay NC, I feel roughly the same way about my fucking birthday as you, indeed, I thank and welcome your comment

Thank

By: Napoleon Cockaparte

Napoleon Cockaparte — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:40:52 +0000

You were born on Boxing Day? HA HA! I feel nothing but contempt for those whose birthday is swallowed up by others’ festivities. I hope you were ignored for having such a stupid birthday. Fuck your birthday.

Happy New Year, by the way (but certainly NOT happy birthday).