Comments on: gay pizza

By: piqued

piqued — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:28:06 +0000

Yes, there’s a turn up for the books, I mention Heath and he doggone goes and turns up his Hollywood toes.

I wonder if it will work with anyone else?

*cough*

Tom Cruise

*cough*

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:20:54 +0000

Piqued – did Heath top himself because of your rancid anus?

By: piqued

piqued — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 13:35:30 +0000

…Whose Line is it anyway features Anderson with hair… I can’t cope with that.

I’d forgotten about Colin Mockery as well, that man carries suicidal gloom in his eyes

By: Napoleon Cockaparte

Napoleon Cockaparte — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 10:55:30 +0000

Which have been bought by the BBC. That UKTV lot (including Dave) are all owned by the BBC … robbing shithouses making money out of adverts when they’re supposed to be non-commercial. Thieving bastards etc.

And why the hell’s Dave bought Who’s Line Is It Anyway …?? This show was atrocious the first time around (Josie Lawrence ruined my teenage years and what-have-you). Bastards.

By: piqued

piqued — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 10:31:28 +0000

Agreed. I’ve seen them all loads of times too, but when one is feeling a bit hungover it’s still worth it

Dave shows lots of Channel 4 shows too…

By: Napoleon Cockaparte

Napoleon Cockaparte — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 09:48:06 +0000

Watching an old episode of Top Gear on Dave, eh? I gave that a shot, but there’s only so many times I can watch them trying to find the perfect driving road or race across Europe in a plane vs. a Bugatti Veyron. Surely Dave (or ‘The BBC’ to give it its real name) has access to more than a few episodes of Top Gear? I watched just about fuck-all else over Christmas, and must have seen that plane race one about eight times. The bastards.

By: piqued

piqued — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 09:35:16 +0000

(btw, whatever you fucks wish to call it (despite a perfectly adequate name with an irrefutable explanation of it’s etymology) it’s fucking acers)

By: piqued

piqued — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 09:32:56 +0000

Yeah, well I ain’t changing NUTHIN’ FOR NO-ONE

*rides off into the sunset*

*gets bummed by Heath Ledger*

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 20:14:48 +0000

It’s actually a lazy-alcoholic-bachelor-with-false-sense-of-status pizza.

Roszs, Sam and Chipz are CORRECT.

By: Mr Chipz

Mr Chipz — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 17:10:13 +0000

I was going to mention the whole Proletariat Pizza thing but I’ve been beaten to it. It’s not proletarian in the slightest…look at you with your ‘ham off of the bone’ and chedder and some la-de-da parmesan! Christ! You bourgois PIG! Come the revolution son…COME THE FUCKING REVOLUTION!!! *upsets a table and stands on a chair wearing overalls waving bits of paper around*

*shot by secret police*

By: piqued

piqued — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 16:49:44 +0000

Know weigh, y-air

eye mayk der rewls hear

By: mostlylouche

mostlylouche — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 16:30:33 +0000

It should be a dairylea cheese triangle. Or some elderly cheese strings that have been to school in a lunch box a few times but never eaten.

By: piqued

piqued — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 16:13:07 +0000

HAY I AM GLAD COZ I DUN WANT 2 GET BUMED BY THE POORZ

By: roszs

roszs — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 15:58:28 +0000

Thanks mate.

*starts class war*

*makes sure piqued’s back is first against the wall*

By: piqued

piqued — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 15:40:24 +0000

…so long as you’ve good ol cheddar we can call it ‘double prol pizza’, especially for you

*MWAH*

By: roszs

roszs — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 15:09:00 +0000

I’m no snob mister, I was just pointing out that if you haven’t got much money you probably haven’t got parmesan in the fridge.

I haven’t got much money and I haven’t, so therefore it is TROOF.

U CANT HANDLE DA TROOFS YEAH.

By: piqued

piqued — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:59:56 +0000

…but just because you’re poor it doesn’t mean you have to eat processed rubbish. Indeed, pizza began life as peasant food

What I meant by ‘Prol Pizza’ was to imply that it was a downmarket version of the real thing, doesn’t mean it has to be made with cheap ingredients…

U BLUDDY SNOB

By: roszs

roszs — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:48:48 +0000

sorry, should read ‘poorest members of society’.

That makes more sense, sort of.

By: roszs

roszs — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:31:41 +0000

Surely the word ‘proletariat’ originally started as a derogatory term for the poorest members society, until co-opted by Marx to mean more generally the manual working classes? Either way they probably ain’t got no Parmigiano Reggiano and Herb de Provence in their cupboards.

So ner.

By: piqued

piqued — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 13:12:03 +0000

Bless you all; the word ‘proletariat’ derives from the use of pitta rather than a proper base, puree as opposed to a prepared sauce, ham instead of parma and Cheddar over Mozzarella.

The ‘pizza’ you are describing can’t be remotely be called pizza… why? Because I said so, yeah