Comments on: double dutch http://piqued.co.uk/2008/02/11/double-dutch-2/ Sat, 11 Feb 2012 17:56:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: piqued http://piqued.co.uk/2008/02/11/double-dutch-2/#comment-1317 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:08:15 +0000 http://piqued.wordpress.com/?p=290#comment-1317 ‘it’s shit drinking on your own’

It’s bloody not. Fact.

By the way, a sandwich isn’t ‘fancy food’, just so you know.

Neither is:

a. cup a soup

b. a burger from a van parked in an industrial estate

c. old sick

]]> By: Napoleon Cockaparte http://piqued.co.uk/2008/02/11/double-dutch-2/#comment-1316 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 15:53:39 +0000 http://piqued.wordpress.com/?p=290#comment-1316 It used to be me, used to be. Then I grew up and didn’t feel the need to drink every ten minutes. In fact, even though I’d planned on a trip to the boozer last Friday, I couldn’t be arsed, so haven’t had a drop o’ the devil’s piss in over a week. As I’m off climbing next weekend, I won’t have any then, and I probably won’t bother the weekend after, as I’m going to be on my own and it’s shit drinking on your own. I hardly ever drink during the week, neither. So there, you drunken bum.

As for fancy food, I had a sandwich with some sort of lettuce I wasn’t familiar with in it the other day. I threw whatever it was away, of course, but it was still fancy before I fished it out and lobbed it in the bin where it belonged. So that makes me no stranger to the finer things in life, you tit-nugget.

]]> By: piqued http://piqued.co.uk/2008/02/11/double-dutch-2/#comment-1315 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 15:13:14 +0000 http://piqued.wordpress.com/?p=290#comment-1315 Ollie?

Oh, Ollie Re…

That’s the pot calling the kettle black young man, I know of your drinking, your famed inability to keep your sauce down when pickled.

‘Fancy food’ to you is anything outside of fried potato. At least my diet doesn’t contains things that have spent barely a week on the planet coughing up giblets whilst sitting in its putrid legs.

]]> By: Napoleon Cockaparte http://piqued.co.uk/2008/02/11/double-dutch-2/#comment-1314 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:03:34 +0000 http://piqued.wordpress.com/?p=290#comment-1314 Was it arse. And why not try having a few weeks off the pop, you hopeless lush? If you don’t, you can wave goodbye to all that fancy food once the booze floods you full of stomach, liver, kidney, throat, and arse cancer.

Think on THAT, Ollie.

]]> By: piqued http://piqued.co.uk/2008/02/11/double-dutch-2/#comment-1312 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:58:35 +0000 http://piqued.wordpress.com/?p=290#comment-1312 I’d had two days off the pop… wednesday and thursday

It was perfectly clear

]]> By: Napoleon Cockaparte http://piqued.co.uk/2008/02/11/double-dutch-2/#comment-1311 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:33:44 +0000 http://piqued.wordpress.com/?p=290#comment-1311 “Right, two days off the pop.” said Piqued on Friday. Alcoholics are, of course, notorious liars.

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