Comments on: moto mungday http://piqued.co.uk/2008/03/10/moto-mungday/ Sat, 11 Feb 2012 17:56:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: heavenlydemise http://piqued.co.uk/2008/03/10/moto-mungday/#comment-1430 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:22:26 +0000 http://piqued.wordpress.com/2008/03/10/moto-mungday/#comment-1430 Now, if it was a Tuesday then well … (evil grin)

]]> By: heavenlydemise http://piqued.co.uk/2008/03/10/moto-mungday/#comment-1429 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:21:28 +0000 http://piqued.wordpress.com/2008/03/10/moto-mungday/#comment-1429 Hang on, I’ve got a REALLY good shovel here for digging your grave. I know a person who knows a person who can do you a lovely funeral and … and we can bury your bike with you so no Mary Poppins extra can hook-wink it when you’re all decomposing and such. Not that I’m wishing Death on you, you understand no, never on a Monday anyway … no.

]]> By: piqued http://piqued.co.uk/2008/03/10/moto-mungday/#comment-1428 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:06:15 +0000 http://piqued.wordpress.com/2008/03/10/moto-mungday/#comment-1428 Not for me to say HD as I’ll be dead-ish

]]> By: heavenlydemise http://piqued.co.uk/2008/03/10/moto-mungday/#comment-1427 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:03:28 +0000 http://piqued.wordpress.com/2008/03/10/moto-mungday/#comment-1427 Ooooo … are you selling tickets for this bit of entertainment may one ask?

]]> By: piqued http://piqued.co.uk/2008/03/10/moto-mungday/#comment-1426 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:23:08 +0000 http://piqued.wordpress.com/2008/03/10/moto-mungday/#comment-1426 Will do old chap, I’ll send my brother over. He’ll be naked as usual and willing to show you love

]]> By: Napoleon Cockaparte http://piqued.co.uk/2008/03/10/moto-mungday/#comment-1425 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:51:39 +0000 http://piqued.wordpress.com/2008/03/10/moto-mungday/#comment-1425 Well that’s nice to know. Be sure to get in touch if you die in a motorcycle accident.

]]> By: piqued http://piqued.co.uk/2008/03/10/moto-mungday/#comment-1424 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:46:18 +0000 http://piqued.wordpress.com/2008/03/10/moto-mungday/#comment-1424 You’ve got the gig NC

]]> By: Napoleon Cockaparte http://piqued.co.uk/2008/03/10/moto-mungday/#comment-1423 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:13:20 +0000 http://piqued.wordpress.com/2008/03/10/moto-mungday/#comment-1423 That’s actually quite … well I don’t know … erm.

I could write it for you:

Piqued, the crouchbacked buffoon, came a cropper off his bike on Saturday and is now dead. He broke his neck, see? Which was a surprise, considering how much fat was wrapped round it. Anyway, it was a toss-up what would get the bastard first – his silly motorbike, or The AIDS he’d got himself full of after sleeping with bull-necked uber gays. It goes without saying, of course, that his arse was on the menu during those encounters.

]]> By: piqued http://piqued.co.uk/2008/03/10/moto-mungday/#comment-1422 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 10:52:19 +0000 http://piqued.wordpress.com/2008/03/10/moto-mungday/#comment-1422 Morning NC

I’ve put down plans in place for SH to post a comment should anything unfortunate occur

]]> By: Napoleon Cockaparte http://piqued.co.uk/2008/03/10/moto-mungday/#comment-1421 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 10:23:09 +0000 http://piqued.wordpress.com/2008/03/10/moto-mungday/#comment-1421 Oh, so you ain’t dead yet then? I always come to Piqued on a Monday morning with a sense of trepidation, as you never know when a weekend riding a motorcycle will leave this site’s author a dribbling vegetable or, indeed, deaded-up.

Mind you, neither outcome would be much of a barrier to his carrying on writing this drivel.

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