Comments on: cormack addiction

By: piqued

piqued — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:56:36 +0000

Hey, hey guys, come on yeah

Not here, please, think of the wee bairns

By: John Q Wagonwheel

John Q Wagonwheel — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:35:59 +0000

Gobshite.

By: John Q Wagonwheel

John Q Wagonwheel — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:21:06 +0000

I know it’s worthless, but you were continuing it so I though I’d pettily take the last word.

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:57:46 +0000

JQW, I’ve already said the argument is worthless, so what you’ve just said is pointless, like most of the useless drivel your immature little spout shits out.

By: John Q Wagonwheel

John Q Wagonwheel — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:23:38 +0000

Same with mine, need a strap so it doesn’t hang in the damn toilet.

Also, macs don’t get viruses because the virus-makers think ‘well, those mac-users are already crippled by having woefully slow systems which they’ve remortgaged their houses for, there’s no need to rub it in.’

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:18:06 +0000

My penis is actually impractical in its size, weight and girth. it is literally the size of a toddlers arm and weighs a kilo. The helmet is the size of a cricket ball (and just as heavy). Sounds impressive, but try finding a pair of briefs to accomodate something that cumbersome. it’s a fucking nightmare.

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:16:13 +0000

I haven’t heard of a Mac getting a virus. Mine operates without a clunky antivirus as they’re not needed – viruses are mainly aimed at PCs as they’re more popular beasts.

But as I’ve repeatedly said, it’s a boring and worthless arguments, horses for courses etc…

By: Napoleon Cockaparte

Napoleon Cockaparte — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:41:15 +0000

Have a good ‘un, Piqued. I’m going to waste two entire days playing a computer game on the recommendation of Swineshead. Tonight, I’m drinking myself into a coma.

By: Napoleon Cockaparte

Napoleon Cockaparte — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:38:25 +0000

Then by all means carry on. Chick peas, chipolatas, baby carrots, etc. etc.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:33:07 +0000

9 years please.

By: Napoleon Cockaparte

Napoleon Cockaparte — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:30:29 +0000

I’m assuming you’re referring to my penis? No complaints my end, thanks. And it’s something I refuse to use as a put-down for anyone else. For all I know, Piqued and Swineshead are hung like horses. I’m sure I’d be fascinated in taking the piss out of other men’s manhoods if I was eight years old.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:26:44 +0000

Well Mr Cockaparte clearly you don’t have size issues, neither do I. Lets have a moment of silence for Piqued and Swinehead.

By: Napoleon Cockaparte

Napoleon Cockaparte — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:24:34 +0000

I’ve never accepted that being ‘big isn’t necessarily best’ argument. Rottweillers can kill toy poodles, the reverse is rarely the case. And when I worked in a sex shop (selling, Piqued, selling), you soon found out it was the ‘big guns’ of the male porn star industry that got the big wages. The Empire State Building is clearly better than my house, and its size is one of the important factors in making this so. Elephants are also bigger and better than chickens … and maybe even tastier, if only they’d let me hunt one.

By: Napoleon Cockaparte

Napoleon Cockaparte — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:20:29 +0000

There’s nothing shitty about my PC, Swineshead. The components (which you’ll find inferior versions of inside your Mac) are the shittest hottest of the shittest hottest. I was picking up a script error from this site, which I’ve now told my PC to ignore (it’s still on this site). It now works fine for me too. Your Mac clearly doesn’t have the best software – these errors are detected by my machine and treated as threats, hence IE shutdown. It’s the reason I remain an impenetrable fortress and other machines ended up flooded with crap because people use cruddy downloadable software and giveaway protection programs. Boring, no?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:19:52 +0000

Hey you guys – being big isn’t everything, it is what you do with it that counts.

By: Heavenly Demise

Heavenly Demise — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:16:25 +0000

(trips over Swineshead on the way out)

By: Heavenly Demise

Heavenly Demise — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:15:54 +0000

(wanders in) Hmmm… (wanders out)

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:14:40 +0000

It works fine for me… must be your shitty PCs

By: Napoleon Cockaparte

Napoleon Cockaparte — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:01:45 +0000

You can’t blame us for being sceptical though, can you? There’s something odd about your site, I reckon. I’ve checked it out on a few computers, and have found a time-lag on it, and now script errors. I believe they’ve sold you a dud.

By: piqued

piqued — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:57:59 +0000

*sigh*

I’ve done that, nothing changed