Sorry this is late, the reasons, that I’m not going to expand upon, are infuriating.
My heart is heavy, the fucking Tories are making a comeback –this doesn’t fare well for the London Mayor elections, the unthinkable could become a reality. And I know why.
It’s the young reactionary tits under 30, they’ve no recollection of British life under Thatcher, the blue rinsed slattern that ruined so many lives, mine included, with her money begets money policies and anti union fist. The tories have been recruiting hard in this sector and as the rest of us have been gently sighing at new Labour and Ken, lazily accepting our lot (because it’s shit but not disastrous) the fucking tories have been aggressively touting for business, they’ve no policy, no experience of modern government and their leader is doughboy-faced upper class twit of the highest order. In fact all we really know about them is that they’re right wing cunts…
Last night was amusing, a book launch took place on Clerkenwell Green, ‘Green’ being a bit misleading, its a green in its heart only, the place is a slab of concrete with some houses round it, which was themed as a sort of medieval Mayday with a hog roast, jesters and traditional Morris dancers. Whilst highly entertaining this didn’t go down well with some of the more cynical guests, as the performers began spinning yarns and dancing cries of ‘this is shit’ and ‘fucking crusty cunts’ echoed round the small square and a few instantly departed to the nearest boozer.
Prior to this, chatting to an old friend, his ex-girlfriend appeared with her new boyfriend. My friend, a little worse for wear, screamed ‘usurper!’ at the confused looking steak of piss, ‘’ere’, he continued, unaware of his friends moving away looking vaguely horrified, ‘I hope you got something better for your fucking birthday than I fucking did, I got a foot soak for my feet, a fucking foot soak, she said I’ve smelly fucking feet…’he pointed at her embarrassed face stumbled backwards, steadied himself then lunged forward and attempted to grab his exes arse. I was stood there holding my pint giggling like the village idiot, pure entertainment and decidedly more interesting than the hippies with bells and mandolins.
My weekend was briefly looking very different to the one I’m faced with. I shall say no more, no more… but it’s all looking good, no Piqued on Monday as it’s a bank holiday but doubtless reams of crap will be available on Tuesday morning…
Next, the foul Friday list, some Bill and a Piqued desire for you all to enjoy the bank holiday weekend.
I wonder if anyone has been looking for pictures of Carol Voderm…. oh
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May 2nd, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Forgive me for barging in on this Sir P, but I am a long time lurker of your blog and I fully agree with your comments re. tory scum, and being a similar age to you I fully recall how the gorgeous Mrs T utterly fucked the 80s for me and most of the country – but I’ve got to say that Labour have shafted me utterly over the last few years to the point where I will NEVER vote for the sods again. That’ll teach me to be a working class bloke on a working class wage I suppose, and yet when I voted red back in 1997 I expected a whole new dawn of prosperity… not having to work round the clock AND start thinking about getting a 2nd job just to make fucking ends meet. Now you’ve bloody got me started, I’m going outside for a scream….
May 2nd, 2008 at 12:42 pm
I got at least 500 lib dem leaflets into people’s hands yesterday. Yellow rosette and everything. Did you have a look at the fuckboris.co.uk link?
May 2nd, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Oooberdoober, hi,
Remember Kenneth Baker? Surely that should do it…
I agree to an extent, Labour have sold the working class down the fucking canal… but the Tories are beyond excrement
Last election around I wanted to go for Lib Dem but fearful that my vote would get ‘lost’ I voted tactically for Labour…
Finally, I’m not too keen on the Tories.
John, I did indeed and well done for your sterling anti Tory efforts
May 2nd, 2008 at 1:24 pm
JQW – the fuck boris thing is my PC wallpaper at work
May 2nd, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Voting tactically…hmm where’s the conviction?
May 2nd, 2008 at 1:54 pm
I’d vote tactically to not have wankers running my country, John, there’s my
conviction right there…
*points at conviction*
May 2nd, 2008 at 2:02 pm
It’s politics, they’ll be wankers whatever, might as well actually vote for what you want, otherwise who’s setting any examples?
May 2nd, 2008 at 3:45 pm
JQW – it could be that attitude that’s let Boris (as it appears) through the backdoor.
I agree in principle, but if you’re going to vote, the only thing to do is ensure that the worst possible outcome doesn’t happen. Yet it has.
May 2nd, 2008 at 4:05 pm
(waves at ooberdoober)
Oh politics, politics, it always gets you…people…so worked up. Give it up, it’s bad for your health.
I’ll have a word with my ‘Boss’, I’m sure that he can get you all comfortable seats with a good view. He does a great deal on barbeques which is handy, with the bank holiday weekend and all.
May 2nd, 2008 at 4:08 pm
That’s democracy for you. I stand by what I said.
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Yes, Piqued, I totally agree – the tories are a force to be repelled at all costs, Kenneth Baker and many others have shown that down the years. I’m just disappointed that Labour have become so disconnected from ground level these days. I will be voting when the general election comes, and it will be tactical. My knee-jerk reaction to your post was perhaps hasty, I’m just so broke at the moment it’s addling my mind! Thus endeth my political rant.
Watch out for my own blog which I hope will be online soon ; tales from the countryside, aaarrrr…. (ooberdoober is just an interim pseudonym… )
Heavenly Demise… you have a black heart my dear. Bless you.
May 3rd, 2008 at 3:54 pm
‘Tales from the countryside’ – one is looking forward to them my dear ooberdoober.
May 3rd, 2008 at 7:17 pm
SH – haha Boris went in through the back door.
I’m so utterly grown up.
May 4th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
I just want to know what a steak of piss looks like….
May 6th, 2008 at 9:49 am
Go to McDonalds Edna
May 6th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
i’m 28 and even i remember what it felt like to be governed by a bunch of people who made no effort to disguise their complete utter hatred for 95% of the population. it kills me to think of young voters now, imagining a Tory vote to be somehow a vote against the establishment.
i’ve lived in places like Bournemouth, i know how spiteful and racist those blue rinsed bastards really are….like UKIP, they’re basically the political wing of the BNP.
May 6th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
“it kills me to think of young voters now, imagining a Tory vote to be somehow a vote against the establishment”
Couldn’t have put it better myself