Comments on: painted stag

By: John Q Wagonwheel

John Q Wagonwheel — Tue, 13 May 2008 16:38:48 +0000

I’m well hardcore.

By: John Q Wagonwheel

John Q Wagonwheel — Tue, 13 May 2008 16:38:26 +0000

Yes I did mean you’re. As in ‘You’re a dick, Piqued.’ Like that.

By: Heavenly Demise

Heavenly Demise — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:27:13 +0000

It’s a messy business but very rewarding.

By: piqued

piqued — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:24:09 +0000

I’ve never seen waking the dead, nor have I woken any deads either

By: Heavenly Demise

Heavenly Demise — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:18:53 +0000

Reading the first part of todays ‘enlightment’ I found myself reminded of last nights, ‘Waking the Dead’ I have no idea why though the image of a bunch of males chasing each other around woodland or where ever it was, was firmiliar. You didn’t stumble upon Detective Boyd by any case. He’s a handsome chap with a ackward habit of shouting a lot – you can’t miss him…

By: piqued

piqued — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:16:11 +0000

and ‘you’re’ as well?

By: John Q Wagonwheel

John Q Wagonwheel — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:14:06 +0000

I meant to say ‘if I put’ but due to anger and retardifaction I didn’t.

By: John Q Wagonwheel

John Q Wagonwheel — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:13:46 +0000

See if put wheels on my chair people would be all ‘mou’re so damn lazy’ but if you’ve got The AIDS or are all disabled up they’re like ‘no that’s fine.’
It’s ridiculous. That’s why I like to throw stuff at them disableds. But then suddenly I’M in the wrong! BOLLOCKS, I say!

By: piqued

piqued — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:06:42 +0000

The other day I saw some of the London Marathon on TV, some disableds were in fucking chairs, with wheels!

What lazy cheats

By: Napoleon

Napoleon — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:01:31 +0000

I knew a retarded kid at school. He had something called ‘Dyslexia’, but us kids knew that was a fancy word for advanced retardation of the mind. Luckily he was hit by a car and killed afore he could spread his disease to the other kids.

I’d chain ‘em all to walls. WALLS.

By: John Q Wagonwheel

John Q Wagonwheel — Tue, 13 May 2008 14:58:20 +0000

Black cats crossing your path is good luck in some places. Foreign places, mind. Where they’re all cripples, retards and wizards.

By: Napoleon

Napoleon — Tue, 13 May 2008 14:57:30 +0000

Is he a crookback? They’re not good for you, you know? They bring bad luck.

Actually, all Handicappeds do. They’re as bad as black cats. That’s what a woman in our village says, anyway.

By: John Q Wagonwheel

John Q Wagonwheel — Tue, 13 May 2008 14:54:17 +0000

I happen to be friends with a Hungarian, Jewish, short, gay hair-lipped guy. So yes, it is a curse.

By: Napoleon

Napoleon — Tue, 13 May 2008 14:50:54 +0000

I have to agree. A crouchback crossed my path the other day, and I had to dash into a church quick-smart to avoid his evil curse. And don’t get me started on Stephen Hawking …

… who’s a spazmoid instrument of Satan. With his voice.

By: piqued

piqued — Tue, 13 May 2008 14:47:52 +0000

Everyone knows he done it, that hairlip is a dead give away. All disableds are wronguns if you ask me, send ‘em back I say

By: Napoleon

Napoleon — Tue, 13 May 2008 14:34:00 +0000

The only other time I was as upset as when the Heart of Peoples’ Candles died was when Boy George beat Jill Dando to death with a big dildo.

By: piqued

piqued — Tue, 13 May 2008 14:29:02 +0000

IYAM STIL CRIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Goodbye sweet Prince, gudboi

By: piqued

piqued — Tue, 13 May 2008 14:27:42 +0000

Yes, everytime I think of her I burst in helpless fits of cry’s for at least 2 days.

I’m typing this through bitter salt tears streaming all over the fucking place.

I’d gladly hand over my severed yet still pulsing manhood just for a split second glimpse of her wonderful warm smile.

I think I can speak for England when I say goodbye Norma’s English Jeans, may you rest with your beau Dildi 4evrersz

By: Napoleon

Napoleon — Tue, 13 May 2008 14:23:59 +0000

The little woman’s just made me some soup. See yiz later, yiz dorrty feckin’ bastards.

By: John Q Wagonwheel

John Q Wagonwheel — Tue, 13 May 2008 14:21:54 +0000

I’ve seeded my front lawn with them to keep darkies and the pope out.