Comments on: arzehole to beak

By: Edna Welthorpe

Edna Welthorpe — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:29:40 +0000

I’m gonna make you eat 30 bags of crisps, one after the other, on Tuesday.

By: Heavenly Demise

Heavenly Demise — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:27:23 +0000

I think jrowett has been eating Slimers diner. ‘I ain’t afraid of no ghosts’.

By: piqued

piqued — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:54:18 +0000

I think you’d have to ask Gop or Gob or whatever they call it.

By: jrowett

jrowett — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:41:24 +0000

does the end of the world involve sad little strips of flaccid cabbage drowning in neon pink ectoplasm?

By: piqued

piqued — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:14:54 +0000

It’s okay NC, it was me

jrowett, you’re forgiven… though M&S Chow Mein isn’t the end of the world is it

By: jrowett

jrowett — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:11:49 +0000

sorry about the twat thing, it’s just that reading all about someone’s evening of free lobsters and bottles of beer really sticks in the throat of this particular IT consultant as he sits eating microwaved Marks + Sparks chow mein in his office cubicle.

By: Napoleon

Napoleon — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:14:06 +0000

I don’t know if he was calling you a twat or me, to be honest. I’ve been called a twat so many times, I just assumed he meant me.

By: piqued

piqued — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:10:03 +0000

It’s right here old chap

jrowett…

‘Twat’?

By: Napoleon

Napoleon — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:09:32 +0000

Where’s your last comment gone, for that matter?

By: Napoleon

Napoleon — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:09:05 +0000

Where’s your logo gone?

By: jrowett

jrowett — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:36:30 +0000

twat. restaurant sounds good though, what’s it called?

By: Napoleon

Napoleon — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:01:26 +0000

I was clogged up for weeks. A highly unusual situation for a man in my condition. Best thing is to grin, bear it, and have a phone on hand when you’re on the thunderbox. Good luck.

By: piqued

piqued — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:45:43 +0000

I can’t seem to shift it either, I tried to shake it off with a poo just now but I’m actually afraid I’ll tear

By: Napoleon

Napoleon — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:14:35 +0000

A German photographer of my acquaintence decided I’d make a spiffing subject for her project on eating (I assume it had a far grander name in Nazi lingo). I spent the entire day with her stuffing my face in various locations, eating everything from lobsters to burger van burgers to cream cakes to SPAM to what-have-you. I threw up twice (the second time after eating mussels followed by a Pot Noodle), and still the Teutonic bitch kept shovelling it in. For once, I’m in sympathy with you on this one.