Computers computers everywhere and not a face to smash…
Work, as of late, has been insufferable. Not content to with the gnawing happenings of a of a recession, yesterday the entire fucking system at work fell onto its arse and began rolling about on the proverbial cyber floor like Stephen Hawkings having a fit. I could get email but access to the internet was firmly and flatly denied causing me to lose my customary Fonz-like cool with anyone who so much as dared look at me. I decided it was best for everyone if I took myself off home and crawled into a corner with my coat over my head and whine softly until it all went away.
As a subsequence I’m working from home, not in the euphemistic sense of wanking my helmet red-raw but, aside from this woefully short entry, in the actual sense of having to use my telephone to call clients and shit. Despite the situation in the office and in the greater economy of the world, I’ve still deadlines to fulfil.
As a direct result of this Piqued is to become less regular. 3 or 4 times a week now instead of 5, this is purely down to workloads both in and out of the office. On Monday next week, for example, I’m doing something unmentionable again. I need to prepare.
I do have time to mention this, I notice that the oil companies are being invited to Iraq to divvy up the vast oil fields that both Blair and Bush said didn’t exist (or were impossible to access) 5 years ago. No one even bothers to bring up the whole weapons of mass destruction excuse anymore, Saddam and his cronies have been executed, Dr. David Kelly bumped off so we’re not subject to anymore objection from them and the US have terra firma right next to Iran who, sooner or later, they’ll invade. Five years ago I said this would happen, and you know what, everyone I spoke to agreed. This act of western criminality is so ridiculously transparent it actually beggars belief, why on earth the good thinking people of the west aren’t up in arms about it is beyond me…
…Oh hang on, we still like cheap foreign holidays, quality transport links, our white goods and TV’s. Unless we all go and live in the woods and snare our own food that is cooked over a sustainable source of burnable fuel we’re part of the problem, hypocrisy is so very passé isn’t it. As my old man always said to me, essentially ‘we’ are the government and to those ends we are in some way, whether you like it or not, responsible.
No Youtube again I’m afraid, I can’t be pissed to explain why.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Cheer up mate it’s not the end of the *kaboooom!!!!*
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:47 pm
owaictt??
OWAICTT???!!!
NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo etc.,
*gets hit by flying forearm*
July 3rd, 2008 at 8:49 pm
I
don’t
agree
with
you.
July 4th, 2008 at 8:58 am
Go on then, lets have it…
July 4th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Have what? Oh, that. Nah, I was just pointing out those weird paragraph breaks in the most facetious way possible.