Comments on: gnatz

By: Napoleon

Napoleon — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:11:13 +0000

I don’t need to open an account to owe money on one, as it ‘appens. I’ve learned from bitter experience that all you need to do is share the same name as someone who does owe money on one. We all owe it then, all of us.

By: piqued

piqued — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:59:43 +0000

I fucking hate butternut squash as it goes, it’s as bad as celery if you ask me.

Go on, ask me.

As for the bank, when you’re eventually allowed to open an account you’ll see how awful they can be.

By: Napoleon

Napoleon — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:49:09 +0000

Serves you right, I reckon. If you’d bothered to look which cheque book you were using, you wouldn’t be £38 down now. Seeing as you didn’t, it’s hardly the bank’s fault, is it? No, thieving bastards like you need sticking in the stocks for this sort of behaviour. Try worming out of paying what you owe when one of your beloved butternut squashes (a vile vegetable, by the way) breaks that precious conk of yours. SWINDLER!

By: piqued

piqued — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:24:01 +0000

It’s 100% true Jon, all of the crap I write is. Life is fucking dull

By: JonR

JonR — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:51:21 +0000

great story, i hope it’s true. i never did anything like that as a student although i did once grab the microphone they use for making tannoy announcements in Asda and shout “anarchy!”

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:07:27 +0000

My nose is running.

By: piqued

piqued — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:05:29 +0000

Yes, probably

You got a light?

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:51:50 +0000

Did it cross your mind actually? Now I mention it, it probably did.

By: piqued

piqued — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:44:34 +0000

Didn’t cross my mind actually… now you mention it, probably did

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:07:34 +0000

Did my reminder inspire the Dwarves thing? Give a man some credit…