Comments on: a gathering

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 07:43:24 +0000

Mmmmm I like lint

*falls over*

By: John Q Wagonwheel

John Q Wagonwheel — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:14:03 +0000

Dave – none of those arsey shenanigans from this friendly local bartender – I’ll happily sell people illegal after-hours drinks if they’re not being outrageously lairy. It’s not like I don’t get paid for the extra time, after all. Plus it’s an easy way to get tips from cheery drunks – point out that you’re effectively doing them a favour and they shower you in 10p coins and bits of lint.

By: John Q Wagonwheel

John Q Wagonwheel — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:10:38 +0000

Cor, all a bit chummy in here today. Sounds like a good time though (save the bastard cab driver).

NC – I believe they still make chipsticks. Either that or SH’s been hoarding them since the 80s. That’s what the packets look like anyway. Like the 80s.

By: Dave

Dave — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:34:43 +0000

I agree. I hate clubs that ring last orders then try to swipe your beer afterwards. You should have stomped his skull against the nearest curb.

At all the pubs I’ve pulled at we send the buggers outside but ALWAYS wait until the last person has finished their pint. Why should the customers suffer because the staff want to sod off to the nearest discoteque. You get an arrogance with some bar people that I can’t stand.

By: Napoleon

Napoleon — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:26:36 +0000

Fucksticks?

By: piqued

piqued — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:07:24 +0000

They still make them, yes, along with chapsticks, pricksticks and pratsticks

By: Napoleon

Napoleon — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 12:56:17 +0000

They still make Chipsticks? Well I’ll be. I haven’t seen a packet of them buggers in ages. I like the salt ‘n’ vinegar flavour m’self.

By: piqued

piqued — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 12:50:21 +0000

It could be depending on the flavour…

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 12:12:49 +0000

*giggles*

I’ve just eaten 3 bags of chipsticks. This is surely some kind of record.

By: piqued

piqued — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:40:16 +0000

NC, you had a point and you made it well

SH, my pleasure, shall I do the other one now?

By: Napoleon

Napoleon — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:23:28 +0000

… should have glassed ‘em.

(Pressed the wrong button)

By: Napoleon

Napoleon — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:22:56 +0000

I suspect I rattled his cage by refusing to relinquish my beer. The moral of the tale is: Don’t sell someone from the barabaric north a beer at an outrageous price, and then expect ‘em to hand half of it over five minutes later. Cheeky bastards, I

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:22:23 +0000

Cheers for that thing you just done, Monsieur P.

By: piqued

piqued — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:05:24 +0000

He was a big fellow wasn’t he, he got a rocket from the manager for behaving like such a lug. Still not sure what rattled his cage

Splendid day, I bet my reader is jealous

By: Napoleon

Napoleon — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 09:23:58 +0000

To be fair to the other two, Frank, it was mainly me and an eight foot tall Goliath roaring ‘CUNT!’ at one another and behaving like wounded baboons. I thought it brought the evening to a cracking close.

Cheers for an entertaining day, by the way. Sorry to hear you had such a shitty time getting a taxi.

By: Frank

Frank — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 09:17:34 +0000

I see, I leave and the wretched man kicks off…I was the glue of respectability which held you three shitpipes together. Once I left you fell back to your baboonish and uncivilised ways.