What? Pardon? Someone say something about going off to see the Mille Miglia in Brescia, Italy, tomorrow? Mmm? Oh, sorry, that’ll be me going off to see the Mille Miglia in Brescia, Italy… I’ll be there tomorrow as a matter of fact. Did I mention this already? You know, that thing about the Mille Miglia and my having to leave at (Christ, 6am tomorrow morning –don’t think about that, or the flight. Joanna Lumely’s plastic arsehole, Joanna Lumley’s plastic arsehole, Joanna Lum… (happy now?))… it’s fairly pointless rubbing this in as you’ve probably never heard of Italy’s most famous road race. Basically, since 1927 a 1000 mile ‘race’ (it used to be a balls out race until a fatality in 1957) to Rome and back has begun and ended in the city of Brescia, which by coincidence is where IC and I are staying.
These days the Mille Miglia is a bit like the London to Brighton run but considerable bigger, faster and louder featuring only classic sports cars from 1927 to 1957, cars from the point of view of he-who-prefers-motorcycles are capable of turning even my underwear into filo pastry.
The short excursion includes a trip to Venice -when in Rome and all that, except I’m not going there, I’m going to Venice- and church on Sunday. You read that correct, for reasons I’m not gong to expand on I’m required to attend a real Catholic church service with real Catholics and everything… Jesus. Church.
The horrors of yesterday evaporated gradually during the pub quiz in Fitzrovia with Rosh, Merve, Anna and The Dr. We came a respectable third and would’ve won if fucking Alice Walker, author of The Color Purple, hadn’t decided to evaporate out of my hippocampus. But fortunately Anna poured a whole glass of wine all over my nuts so at least I travelled back on the tube stinking like Geoffrey Bernard had barfed up over Oliver Reed.
So, no Piqued until next week. You may wish to consol yourselves by checking yesterdays podcast on Watch With Mothers featuring Swineshead and myself moaning about The Apprentice and Kent (link on right.) Or you may not. Should you be looking for someone to take over your radio stations breakfast slot or culture show then do listen and give me a call. I could do with a new challenge if I’m to be honest, especially just after watching a lunatic colleague smashing his phone into smithereens when the person he was trying to contact popped him through to voicemail.
So, the Wednesday list and a final choon before I say buon giorno as I’m off to see the Mille Miglia in Brescia, Italy. Sorry, I should’ve mentioned earlier about the Mille Miglia. In Brescia. Italia. CIAO.
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…Disgusting, I need something nice after that
May 13th, 2009 at 10:52 am
Hope you get to see some of the famous spaghetti trees while you’re there- and if you see the boss of Ferrarri tell him to stop being such a twat and bloody well get on with it like the rest of them.
May 13th, 2009 at 10:57 am
Have fun old boy. Venice is fascinating but it stinks to high heaven in the summer. Better get there quick though as I’ve heard it’s sinking…….
May 13th, 2009 at 11:01 am
my wifes big fat used cunt
if that turns out to be anywhere near as shite as ‘my big fat greek wedding’ I will be mightily surprised.
May 13th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I went to Venice as a young man actually GMR, I was pissed.
OWAICTT, there’s more chance the sun will weep tears of blood than Ferrari pulling out of F1, they’re just being stroppy, bless ‘em
CM, My Wifes Big Fat Used Cunt is probably shite so, come on CM, a gallery featuring ‘photographic art of cocks and cunts’ will surely sate your culture vulture desires? No? It does for me.
May 13th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
is that ‘the sun’ or ‘the son’…
May 13th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
OWAICTT, Renault are threatening the same thing now…
OO-ER MISZUSS
May 13th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Fuck dude, I just checked out the pod cast, and you and swineshead sound nothing like I imagined. Good Podcast by the way.
May 13th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
James, what were you expecting?
May 13th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Probably Joey Deacon and The Elephant Man, no offence
May 13th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
No, I was expecting an old man voice
you are 40 you know. No I don’t know. It was Swineshead that suprised me more. I wasn’t expecting him to sound so hmmm I can’t find the word to describe his voice. You did sound very professional, he sounded more professional than I thought.