I was so tired at work yesterday I even fell asleep taking a shit. I had to splash water over my face about 5 times throughout the course of the day, the bags under my eyes resembled bad tit implants. It was fucking horrid.
Amazingly, I managed to take the tube at 7 to meet up with Urban Woo in a pub near Leicester Square. After a couple of ales and good chinwag I was feeling a little more human, I was home by 10 feeling ‘okay,’ but the exhaustion had returned due to the soporific motion of the tube. I went to bed and was out like the proverbial light, but as fuck would have it, wide awake by 5.30 and destined to remain so until the present.
As mentioned last week, this refusal to sleep in my gaff is because my heart and soul aren’t there anymore. And I still have no clue when this matter will be resolved. I hoping that a completion date will settle me but until then, am I destined to spend an hour at the crack of dawn sewing up my jeans and washing clothes as I did this morning?
Spot the Piqued (and the typo) in comments below…
Christ I’m bored
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:11 am
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23709828-details/Sorry+Manchester%2C+Britney+Spears+just+has+to+shop+in+London/article.do?expand=true#StartComments
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:11 am
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23709969-details/Liz+McClarnon+shows+off+new+knicker+range/article.do
June 23rd, 2009 at 4:27 pm
I know I shouldn’t get excited by the following, but I am excited by it… is the Stig REALLY Michael Chewbacca? I was very excited when he removed his lid on Top Gear. As excited as I was when (you guessed it) Darth Vader took his lid off. Why don’t you take off your lid, Mr P, and we can all see that you are really…
June 23rd, 2009 at 4:27 pm
hairy
June 24th, 2009 at 10:40 am
No, he’s not really, it was a little jokette
I can’t take my lid off OWAICTT as I’m frittened I miyt have an axdident an hurt mi hed
June 25th, 2009 at 11:35 am
‘the bags under my eyes resembled bad tit implants’ what beautiful allegory, piqued.